Do You Have More Than One Purpose?

As humans we have many purposes. We all lead different lives and have had many different scenarios played out that only we can know about.

We have had our up's and down's. We have made the most of some situation's whilst letting others pass us by. We have learned many different lessons and will continue to do so.

Our ability to operate is amazing and by looking in from the outside is inspiration alone. We are the creation happening and we are always making progress.

A lesson learned is progress. Sometimes it takes a mistake to enable a lesson learned.

Celebrate a mistake with newfound optimism over a new lesson learned.

If you ever drift, think of a caterpillar on its way up the tree to become something different from what it had been. Ask yourself this; when does evolution take place?

Now is the time when progress takes grace. In this moment, we are all we can be; we have learned many lessons like our friend, the butterfly, leaving the tree.

GARBAGE TRUCK

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly.

So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? That guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!' That is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.' He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they will dump it on you. Do not take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Do not take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets. The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so..... 'Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who do not.' Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it.


Current mood: Inspired

Just want to blog about Erap Jokes..

THE WIFE

Sa isang party. Sabi ng isang Ambassador to Erap,

"I haven't met your wife. Where is she?"

Napadaan si First Lady Loi. Sabi ni Erap, "Oh, my wife just passed away."



ERAP'S WORDS OF WISDOM

If the cat is away, the mouse is alone.

If others can do it, don't help anymore.

Don't talk to strangers if your mouth is full.

Don't count the eggs if it is not yours.



Jinggoy: Dad, c mama hinimatay, unconscious.
Erap: Dali lang yan anak, titigan mo para makonscious.

Erap: “I have brain cancer. Yehey!!!”
Ramos: “That’s delicate, how come you’re still happy?”
Erap: “Now I know I have a brain”


Comelec: Oh, simple math na lang! Ano and “2 + 2″?

Erap: Three!
Comelec: Sorry
Ronnie: Mataas pa diyan!
Erap: (in his highest-pitched voice) Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


Executive Secretary Zamora: Sir, Pwede bang palitan ‘tong laptop ko?

Erap: Bakit?
Zamora: Masyadong Mabigat, eh!

Erap noticed the new jeans FVR is wearing and asks.
Erap: Nice jeans! Ano'ng brand?
FVR: Guess
Erap: Levis?
FVR: No! Guess!
Erap: Armani??
FVR: Guess nga!
Erap: Sirit na nga??


Erap's Vehicle
Erap one day went to a car dealer (Mitsubishi) to buy a car. A salesman approaches.
Erap: "Ah, gusto ko sanang bumili ng 16."
Salesman: "Sir, what 16? Ahh 16 valve car?"
Erap: "No, hindi ko kailangan ng kotse na may 16 bulbs. Ang hinahanap ko ay 'yong sasakyan na 4 times 4."
Salesman: "Ahhh, sir, you mean 4 by 4."
Erap: "Is that what I means? OK, sige yun na!!!"
Salesman: "Sir, I recomment the Pajero Intercooler."
Erap: "!#@$!!@#%, I'm the President of the Philippines, bakit ganyan lang ang ibibigay mo sa akin? Bigyan mo ako ng Pajero INTERCOOLEST!"