Saturday, September 19, 2009

There are some things in life that are just not worth rushing..

Especially..

Something that you wish would last FOREVER...

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If you don't like your destiny, don't accept it..

Instead, have the courage to change it, the way you want it to be..

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One step back does not mean you are defeated...

It only means you are going to take the same step forward again...

but this time...

wiser...

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One lie is enough to break a trust

One sentence is enought to break a heart

One second is enough to lose a battle

One smile is enough to fall in love

One mistake is enough to lose a job

One touch is enough to heal a wounded heart

BUT

Whatever our pain, whatever our struggle...

One GOD is more than enough...

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Things happen because we choose it.

There maybe regrets, but blaming is not an option.

We are where we are

Because we brought our selves there...

We get happy,

we get sad..

But most importantly,

we learn...

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Life has its best..

Pains, failure and everything..

But its natural, it's God's way to teach us how to make..

One step higher after we fall..

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Let this be our principle for the rest of our lives:

"It is better to live rightand be poor than to be sinful and rich.

The wicked will lose all of their power, but the Lord gives strength to everyone who is good."

- Psalm 37:16-17



Thursday, September 17, 2009

Nakakapagod ang may problema..
Minsan nga gusto ko ng sumuko..
Gusto ko ng magpakamatay..
Maglaslas
Magbigti
Kaso, gaya ng dati

Tinatamad ako at wala sa mood...

Kaya wag na..

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ANAK: Dad, Im 15 yr. old na, pwede na ba akong mag bra?

DAD: Di pwede!

ANAK: But Dad! All my friends are wearing bra na...

DAD: Tigilan mo ako RENATO! Baka pisain ko bayag mo!

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Everyone has a dream

mine is to wake up to the sound of small rocks
being thrown at my bedroom window
and see the person i love
standing in the rain asking me for
another chance...

JOKE LANG!

ang dream ko lang talaga ay magkapera..

limpak limpak na pera na pwede kong gawing scrap paper... hehehe

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Sa isang mahabang pila patungo sa langit,
inutusan tayo ni San Pedro na
ilista ang lahat ng ating kasalanan...

Nagulat ako at natawa
ng marinig kitang sumigaw..

"EXTRA PAPER PA NGA!"

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"I may not look hot enought for you,
but I dare you...
Lend me your skin to feel my hotness from within..."

- Kaldero

Isang malanding kaldero!

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Shake It Off And Step Up

We all experience a situation, where, we just think if, is it all made to be?

Just like what happened to me just, a few days ago. I was... Well, to cut my story, I will just share this story so we may have face every trouble with a positive attitude.

A parable is told of a farmer who owned an old mule. The mule fell into the farmer's well. The farmer heard the mule 'braying' - or - whatever mules do when they fall into wells. After carefully assessing the situation, the farmer sympathized with the mule, but decided that neither the mule nor the well was worth the trouble of saving. Instead, he called his neighbors together and told them what had happened...and enlisted them to help haul dirt to bury the old mule in the well and put him out of his misery.

Initially, the old mule was hysterical! But as the farmer and his neighbors continued shoveling and the dirt hit his back...a thought struck him. It suddenly dawned on him that every time a shovel load of dirt landed on his back...HE SHOULD SHAKE IT OFF AND STEP UP! This he did, blow after blow.

"Shake it off and step up...shake it off and step up...shake it off and step up!" he repeated to encourage himself. No matter how painful the blows, or distressing the situation seemed the old mule fought "panic" and just kept right on SHAKING IT OFF AND STEPPING UP!

You're right! It wasn't long before the old mule, battered and exhausted, STEPPED TRIUMPHANTLY OVER THE WALL OF THAT WELL! What seemed like it would bury him, actually blessed him...all because of the manner in which he handled his adversity.

THAT'S LIFE! If we face our problems and respond to them positively, and refuse to give in to panic, bitterness, or self-pity...THE ADVERSITIES THAT COME ALONG TO BURY US USUALLY HAVE WITHIN THEM THE POTENTIAL TO BENEFIT AND BLESS US! Remember that FORGIVENESS--FAITH--PRAYER-- PRAISE and HOPE...all are excellent ways to "SHAKE IT OFF AND STEP UP" out of the wells in which we find ourselves!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Inspiring Jokes...

Boy nahulog sa septic tank sumigaw:

Sunog! Sunog!

Dumating ang bombero at naligtas sya, tinanong:

"Bakit sunog ang sinigaw mo?"

Boy: "Kung TAE ba pupunta kayo? TAE! TAE! Ganun????"


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Sa isang susyaling salon:

Gretchen: "I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lot of keratin extracts."

Aling Dionisia:"I want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level then implant 1 diamond at the tip of every strand."

Taob!

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"I sit here in this cold dark night..
wishing that someone would be here beside me.
to take me out of my loneliness and misery..."

- security guard on duty night shift, nag eemote...

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