Thursday, February 18, 2010

Inspiring Jokes, for those who are bored...

Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your
girlfriend?

Male Contestant : Uhmm...taptoy.

Host: What taptoy?

Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.


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Host: What's your ideal age for marriage?

Girl:Uhm, uhm, I am not sure....

Host:Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.

Girl:Uhmm. more. (Crowd booing... ) Sige, Sige. Less,less....

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Host:If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to
showcase the beauty of the Philippines?

Girl Contestant:Bocaue.

Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Phils? Why Bocaue?

Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.

Host: Which part of Bocaue?

Girl:The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (Banaue Kaya Yon!!)


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The contestant, presenting herself, talks into the mic and says, "Hi!
I'm Cristine Reyes from Bagiuo.," and then she turns around, walks a little,
goes back then yells at the top of her lungs! Then shouts,
"CITYYYYYYYY!!!!"


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(From Little Miss Philippines)

Host: Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?

Girl: Maging lalaki po!


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Host: Who's your favorite author?

Contestant: Danielle Steele

Host: Why Danielle Steele?

Contestant: Because, because.Danielle Steele, I like best.


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Host: How would you like me to address you?

Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.

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Host: What is your best feature?

Contestant: My graduation feature.

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