Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your
girlfriend?
Male Contestant : Uhmm...taptoy.
Host: What taptoy?
Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.
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Host: What's your ideal age for marriage?
Girl:Uhm, uhm, I am not sure....
Host:Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.
Girl:Uhmm. more. (Crowd booing... ) Sige, Sige. Less,less....
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Host:If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to
showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant:Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Phils? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl:The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (Banaue Kaya Yon!!)
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The contestant, presenting herself, talks into the mic and says, "Hi!
I'm Cristine Reyes from Bagiuo.," and then she turns around, walks a little,
goes back then yells at the top of her lungs! Then shouts,
"CITYYYYYYYY!!!!"
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(From Little Miss Philippines)
Host: Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?
Girl: Maging lalaki po!
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Host: Who's your favorite author?
Contestant: Danielle Steele
Host: Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant: Because, because.Danielle Steele, I like best.
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Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.
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Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.
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