Boy nahulog sa septic tank sumigaw:
Sunog! Sunog!
Dumating ang bombero at naligtas sya, tinanong:
"Bakit sunog ang sinigaw mo?"
Boy: "Kung TAE ba pupunta kayo? TAE! TAE! Ganun????"
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Sa isang susyaling salon:
Gretchen: "I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lot of keratin extracts."
Aling Dionisia:"I want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level then implant 1 diamond at the tip of every strand."
Taob!
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"I sit here in this cold dark night..
wishing that someone would be here beside me.
to take me out of my loneliness and misery..."
- security guard on duty night shift, nag eemote...
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